okay fine, i'll update. you know, there are a few reasons why people don't update. 1) their life is too boring to write about, 2) their life is too interesting to share with everyone, 3) they don't have time, 4) they just don't have any desire to update. guess which category i fall into. ; ] so instead of writing about my life, i will share a plethora of quotes that i have been gathering during the semester. Prof Suzuki: "You know why I don't like John Piper? I don't trust any book that gets quoted more than the Bible. I'm kidding! don't look so worried!" "I have this laser and I am a master at Lasik. I will make you a better hearer" "I just have to be polite and say, 'you stupid!'" "Contrary to popular belief, I haven't actually killed anyone yet" "We heard the husband call his wife an overweight female dog, so now I call my wife 'skinny pup'" "You think the ring is pretty: 'Oh! I got a diamond!' It's like a shackle." In reference to his infant son: "The only thing working for him is that he's cute" "My duty is to come here and torment you even though you're not very cute" "You should never hug a person on a pyre" "I'm glad for the bronze age; I collect pocket knives" Dr. Smith: In reference to playing football: "Who wants to go out there and get crunched by those refrigerators?" "His eyes lighted up... he looked like an evangelist!" The Roommate: "I think being roommates is a good simulation for marriage in many ways. That's very quotable, you'd better write it down" Kat: "What are you giggling about?" Heather: "I don't know; I just looked at your face" Cory Hunt: "Studies show that music majors do different kinds of things... like throw a cat across a field. Was that weird?" "I think we should change your name from Kat to Cow" Anna Tsang: "I think there's the same amount, just more" there, i hope you're satisfied. :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ oh wait! there's more! fun times in the caf tonight! i think it all started when they decided to put cherries out for the waffles. someone got really hyper about it and then put salt in katie's cereal. things calmed down for a while until tim (and then other people) started sending me random things on trays to the dishroom. these things included (but aren't necessarily limited to): - a napkin with a "drawing" of me as a 7 year-old with my ears sticking out
- a tray with a "pretty" design made out of crackers, spoons, and frosted mini-wheats
- a to-go box decorated with about as much genius
- mark's shoes
- philip
mark almost went home without one of his shoelaces, but he managed to get it back. lexi dumping an almost empty bucket of ice cream on cory's head was pretty much amazing too. |